"A Lady Should Be A Chef In The Kitchen, A Maid In The Living Room And A Whore In The Bedroom."
I am so old fashioned, I actually believe this is true. If you are all of these things, there's no reason for a man to look elsewhere.
The problem with today's society, however, is that its nearly impossible to be all of these three without being a housewife.
So what's more important? Definitely the latter. And I would say, right after that, the chef!
A way into a man's heart is so much easier, if you're good in the bedroom department. Keep it fun, spice it up every now and then. Just avoid the ROUTINE!
Blech, that's my worst nightmare... Same old, same old. Same time, same positions. What the hell's wrong with people who do it only at night and missionary?
In the morning, wake up, do it, and you're off to a great start to the day aren't you?
Be sexy, wear lace and, god forbid, never forget to wax!
The chef department is just fun. For me cooking is just relaxing. Play with your ingredients, make his palette happy. I don't necessarily agree that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, because I know so many girls who are shit in the kitchen department and still keep their men satisfied. Though these men have told me, they'd love for their girls to cook once in a while.
Try it out, skip the restaurant. Why not try breakfast in bed?
As for the maid? If you got the chef and the whore covered, just hire one.
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You are absolutely right. Keep us sexually satisfied (not only in the bed, outside is fun too), our tummies full, and house clean, we won't want to leave. Remember too, we want the girl who we dated. So, if you are wearing sweats all day, grandma panties and flip flops don't expect us to be all over you. Show some cleavage, leg and wear CFM shoes, we will be all over you.
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