Friday, December 31, 2010

Cooking marathon today!

Tonight I'm inviting a few friends over for dinner for the New Year's Eve.

Here's what I'm making:

Juicy mini-beef skewers with horse radish sauce

Mini Ham florentine


Salmon in white wine and dill sauces served with wild rice and mixed vegetables


Vanilla cheesecake with berry compote

Have to get to work cooking and cleaning like a mad 50s woman!

Pics will follow...


Wednesday, December 29, 2010

My nails

Hi all, just a quick post-

My nails for the new year! :D

So happy!

I'm no good at nails... My friend did them for me. The red leopard print is so cool, I love it! I have a matching scarf that I bought from H&M.

Anyway that's all for now, just wanted to share.


Morticia Von Sweet

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Is it the end of December already??

Hey all!

It's been a long time... I've started a new job which is quite time consuming,so no more time for gothic chic make up... Unfortunately my wild look doesn't really bear with the image of my job. Well here's to jobs that pay the rent, cheers!

I would have loved to post pictures of the lovely beef wellington I made this Christmas, sadly there's none left...

I'm making new year's dinner, so I promise you, my readers, I will post before the end of the year!

I will also try to fit in a post of my look. How to be sexy and faboulous while cooking and cleaning and prepping everything for a dinner party.

Sort of a new year's pre-resolution since I haven't touched this blog for so long.

Till then, have fun, party hard!


Morticia Von Sweet

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Silly joke of the day

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’ Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

50th Post! *yay* (just a small update)

Had the most boring day filing everything on my computer. Updating my music on iTUnes and other stuff like that takes forever...
Anyway, will blog something interesting soon enough.

BTW just realised : 50th post!!

I've enjoyed blogging and following other bloggers so much!

Will be back with more!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Today's look

Had the day off today, so felt very adventurous doing my makeup.

I've finally gotten the hang of putting on fake lashes, thanks to this applicator I bought the other day! So happy because I've always felt my real lashes were way too short.

Anyway, the look is pretty much me playing around with my products. Don't know why, but I'm in a glittery phase right now. My makeup's usually quite dark and black, but maybe since it's been raining a lot recently, I feel the need to brighten up things ^^.

Hope you like!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Today's look

Hey everyone,

I was super hungover all day, so it took me a while to do this, but I'm really pleased with the result.

There's a lot of sparkly stuff everywhere, but I like the little mess of glitter.
The green eyeshadow is from this brand called "sleek". Love the color, and it lasts for quite a while.

Going out again tonight (groan) but will be sticking with ice tea, or trying to at least XD.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Word of the Day


1. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, with no sense of how moronic he appears... Say, the most dangerous kind of fool, one with power.

Or to put it simply: my boss.

Thursday, October 14, 2010


So, Halloween's coming up in a fortnight and it's a perfect time to go crazy with the make-up.
I've been seeing a lot of cool tutorial's on youtube, but still haven't decided anything yet.

Also, for fun, I bought these really cheesy red horns below that just look fantastic on my dark hair, but I think I'll do something more daring than dressing up as a she-devil. Hmm...

Today's look

Hey everyone!

As every goth girl, I love experimenting with my make-up and trying new looks everyday.

Here's today's... Hope you like.

After a bit, I decided to add a bit of detail.


Black cake liner by MAC
Kajal 2 in one black-white pencil by Essence
Magic Design Mascara by Essence
L'Oréal Paris Color Appeal Eyeshadow, White
Random cheap eyelashes

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

"And I Find It Kind Of Funny...

"And I find it kind of funny... I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."

It's when everything's urgent and you can't control what's happening that life's the most exciting. "when people run in circles, it's a mad world" isn't it?
You feel powerless. There's nothing you can do to avoid the wave that's going to sweep you off your feet.

So do you let yourself drown fighting back? Or do you just go with the flow.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Song of the day: Noisuf-X - Cocaine

Side project of X-fusion.
Love this one! Right mix of creepy, deranged and sexy.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Gotta love Imperative Reaction

 Imperative Reaction - As We Fall .mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine

Nothing like electro/gothic scene to empty your mind, forget yourself and party till you drop dead.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Once there was a dream and this is it

"If I should die this very moment, I wouldn't fear, for I've never known completeness like being here wrapped in the warmth of you, loving every breath of you.
Still in my heart this moment or it might burst.
Could we stay right here?
Until the end of time? Until the earth stops turning?
I want to love you until the seas run dry.
I've found the one I've waited for.
All this time I've loved you and never known your face.
All this time I've missed you And searched this human race.
Here is true peace, Here my heart knows calm, safe in your soul, bathed in your sighs.
I've found the one I've waited for."

Friday, September 24, 2010


Dear Readers,

Please help me.

Fucking 5 am and still haven't managed to fall asleep! 

Got really close to falling asleep about 4 times round 3 am, but was interrupted by phone calls and texts, and my subconscious reminding me of the embarrassing things that happened to me this past year.

Please readers, any cure for insomnia or a way to get selective amnesia is welcome.

Thank you.

Confidence is sexy?


Confidence is sexy.

Ex: Beth Ditto. This woman is just so inspirational. She is what she is, and she loves it. ALL of it.

I see some people force laxatives or a finger down their throat on a daily basis, and I just wish that they would just look in the mirror and accept themselves. They're fine and their body is beautiful the way it is.

If you don't love yourself, why should anyone else love you?

Quote of the day

Underneath it all, I'm just naked

Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Hey all...
Been sick since saturday!!! It wasn't too serious to start with, but i went to work on monday, and then it was all downhill!
I occasionally get headaches, stomachaches, but most are related to hangovers! I am never bed-ridden, and feverish for days!!!
Got a big weekend ahead of me... Must get better by tomorrow.
Send me happy thoughts, dears!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The chef, maid and the whore

"A Lady Should Be A Chef In The Kitchen, A Maid In The Living Room And A Whore In The Bedroom."

I am so old fashioned, I actually believe this is true. If you are all of these things, there's no reason for a man to look elsewhere.
The problem with today's society, however, is that its nearly impossible to be all of these three without being a housewife.

So what's more important? Definitely the latter. And I would say, right after that, the chef!

A way into a man's heart is so much easier, if you're good in the bedroom department. Keep it fun, spice it up every now and then. Just avoid the ROUTINE!

Blech, that's my worst nightmare... Same old, same old. Same time, same positions. What the hell's wrong with people who do it only at night and missionary?
In the morning, wake up, do it, and you're off to a great start to the day aren't you?
Be sexy, wear lace and, god forbid, never forget to wax!

The chef department is just fun. For me cooking is just relaxing. Play with your ingredients, make his palette happy. I don't necessarily agree that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, because I know so many girls who are shit in the kitchen department and still keep their men satisfied. Though these men have told me, they'd love for their girls to cook once in a while.
Try it out, skip the restaurant. Why not try breakfast in bed?

As for the maid? If you got the chef and the whore covered, just hire one.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The weirdest things just happen...

I think... I think I was just mistaken for a high class callgirl!!
I was waiting at the bust stop... Minding my own business, and a guy in a limo pulls us and asks me if he can drop me anywhere. I politely decline, and he goes on to ask me out for coffee. I politely decline again, saying I'm busy. He tells me I'm charming and beautiful and the usual blablas. By the time he was done, I was bored and a bit pissed off... Who the hell was this guy, old and fugly, and why the hell was he still talking to me??
He finally gets the many hints and drives off.
Not 2 minutes later some guy sits down next to me, and I realize it's the same fugly-limo-guy!!
He persists again and again, asking me out or for drinks "some other time maybe" until I lose my patience and start ignoring him altogether.
Mr fugly-limo finally gets the message, apologizes, says its a pity cause I'm charming, and walks off. Thankfully he doesn't come back this time.
Now am I just being paranoid or what?

Monday, August 30, 2010

Today's quote

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne

I laughed so hard when I read this.


I was blessed with a wonderful lover on my last night out...
His body was cut to perfection as if carved by the mighty gods themselves.
His touch was tender, yet firm.
Every moment was treated as if sacred.
No part of my body was forgotten.
As he went down on me, I felt myself overthrown with a sense of pleasure, like I had not felt for what seemed like eternity.
Even thighs were moist as I longed to feel his cock inside me, and he took pleasure in teasing me for a while.
It happened, when none could wait no longer.
We mounted each other time after time, until I lost count of the number of orgasms he induced in me.
And we laid together, after, in a moment of bliss, totally unaware of the world around us.
This was love as it were to be made.

It's there and then... poof!

The need for more, more and more.
The true nature of humans.
The sense of stability.
The sense of contentment.
The sense of happiness.
It's there and then... Poof!
It's gone!
More blood.
More lust.

Sweet baby...

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Word of the Day

Widdiful: Someone who deserves to be hanged

Still, the word sounds so funny, it made me laugh all day long hihihi

Music for ears, body, soul

Some songs just get you horny: Gothminister - Angel

Some tunes are just deep, no matter how simple they are: Justin Timberlake - Comes around interlude

Some will transport you into a nightmare: Die Form - Deep Inside

Some are just too short: Nathan Barr - Bill and Sookie together

Some will remind you of the best times: Nickelback - Rockstar

Some voices are just powerful and strange: Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine

Some are eerie: Tricky - Hell Is Around The Corner

Some will make your heart ache for love: Placebo - Sleeping With Ghosts

The eyes say it all

If we're unlucky enough, we've all been in relationships with men who don't deserve us.
These men mostly over-love us, showering us love and affection for fear of losing us.

Overdoing romantic dinners, surprising us with flowers, etc, etc...

I may sound cold for not appreciating the attention I once got from a man whose love turned obsessive, but sometimes too much passion just seems wrong.

One day, you just realize that something ain't right, that something won't ever be enough for you.

Gifts are material, flowers shed their petals, and, time come, so does the relationship.

I had super-low self esteem a couple of years ago, and contented myself with someone who had no life ambition, no good looks, and who was crap in the sack.

And one day, I opened my eyes, and really saw him. Was I happy? Or will I ever be happy? I saw him for who he was. Someone who will never bring me anything, teach me anything, or even won't even be helped.

The look I had on my face probably said it all. You know, when you're looking at your man, and not saying anything, and don't have a hint of a smile on your face.

I'm not saying he won't make anyone happy. One person's caviar, is another person's shit-sandwich.

As bad as this article may sound, my life did get better when we broke up. I got my self-esteem back, and went on with my life, never looking back at that time of my life.

How do you feel about this? Do you think it's wrong thinking that some people, just aren't worth you or your time?

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Phrase of the day

Nudiustertian, I engage myself, at a mesonoxian hour, in scopperloit with a selcouth stranger.

Just a thought

Doesn't life seem to get a whole lot more complicated as we soar through it?
More money, more partners, more problems.
No matter how different you are, you still end up trying to fit in the mold of todays society.
Better education for better job for better lifestyle.
Perfect looks for perfect man for perfectly bred children.
We aren't free anymore, we're just sheep. Aren't we?
Whoever disagrees, please come forth and share your thoughts. I'd love to have a change of opinion.

Sorry, not a happy article today...

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Sexiest show on tv

Don't you just love this cover of rolling stones?

I admit, I'm a truebie.
I'd be a fangbanger anytime for any of these undead hotties.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

oh, OH, OOHH, ooh la laaaa!

I love sex when it's loud!!
I love it when the music's blasting and you're screaming, and suddenly, the CD's over, but you're still on full volume.
Just nothing but the lovely grunts and moans of both parties.
It's wild, it's sexy, and you have to admit, sometimes, hilarious... But it's instinct, it's primitive, it's all real!

Music for all moods: creeps

Love this song! And the video is so creepy... But they both fit together.

Thursday, August 12, 2010


Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

Well... Isn't it?

It's healthy, it's your way of loving yourself ain't it?

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Last night

Last night...
Man ejaculates while I'm putting the condom on...
Am I 16 again?

Friday, July 23, 2010

Bad sex

Let me start this article with a quote from the talented Billy Joel.

"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex."

Well I hate peanut butter, but totally agree on the gist of what Mr. Joel is saying.

Bad sex is terrible. It's awkward and uncomfortable and NEVERENDING!

Bad sex ruins me of my politeness and manners.

I once jumped up after it was over and spelled out a lame excuse just to dash out of his apartment.
I know it seems immature, but how long do you really want to lame in bed going over what a bad experience you just had?

So what's the key to good sex?

Age ain't nothing but a number?

Hello, it's been a while!

So let's rush into today's topic... AGE!

Is age difference still important in a world where 20 year olds bed 80 year old men, or cougars enjoy the company of young cubs?

I prefer the company of older men. No grandpas of course (or yet?). But I found myself increasingly attracted to men who are up to 20 years older than me.
We've all heard of the silver fox haven't we? Sexy, confident, toned, graying men who know what women really want.
There's a breed who know how to satisfy yours truly.

But what about the 35 year old unhappily married man who stares lustfully at the happily single young girl in her early twenties?
Don't get me wrong... I condemn adultery, but who's to blame someone who got married too young from just looking, and so clearly fantasizing.
When you compare this unhappy man to the 35 year old single man, who is evidently enjoying his best years to the fullest, you can't help but feel sorry for the former.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Dreams, dreams, dreams

Any meaning to them at all? I think so...
It's your subconscious speaking.
It's all your fears and desires put together in the multiplex that is your head!
I believe it's a wild movie of metaphors revealing your wildest hopes.

I've been having a lot of them recently.
And always the same... Snakes trying to bite me so their venom will spread through my veins... I keep fighting it off.

I reckon, something's trying to change me or something's bringing a change to me life, and I'm not ready for it so I try to to fight it.

Is it a warning? Saying maybe I should stop fighting and let life take over me?

Or more something telling me to be careful and not to give up against anything that seems stronger than me.

I suppose a dream is like a song, open to interpretation by anyone who experiences it.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Word of the day


In psychology, anhedonia is an inability to experience pleasure from normally pleasurable life events such as eating, exercise, social interaction or sexual activities."

My God, my Buddah, Lion of Narnia! Can you imagine the horror?

If, like me, you're acquainted with one or more of these sad people, be of a charitable nature, and show them the wonders of life!

Or tell them to get over themselves.

Hot summer days

Mmh... Sounds like the title for an erotic novel. But is summer all that its cracked up to be?
Hot summer days...
Too hot for walking, exercising, cooking, eating, sexing. Basically everything that's fun.

I'm ok up to 25°, but anything hotter, makes me melt like a witch being drowned in water.

The only way to survive is sleeping in till 5 p.m. and ending the day with iced cocktails and beer, by the water.

The holiday season is finally here, so lets do it.

Forget about sunbathing in the scorching temperature, welcome the warm summer nights.
Make your own erotic novel.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Open your eyes

Feeling lighter, almost euphoric...

The opposite of anhedonic

The heart opens up to the world...

Bloodstone, I thank thee

As inner peace settles in.

For freeing my angel within.

Monday, June 14, 2010

... Metal

Death for anger

Symphonic for romance

Folk for fun

Viking for faraway

Black for Christ

Nu for rebellion

Power for confidence

Pagan for creed

Glam for party

Thrash for intolerance

Heavy for love of music

Speed for motivation

Industrial for hardheartedness

Goth for solitary moments

Let the festivals begin!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Nothing thrills me more than being gagged and bound.

A masked muscular man

Approaches me, whip in hand.

I know not why I'm being punished,

 Yet a twisted part of me takes pleasure in the pain.

"Stop!" dare I yell?

Or shall I be punished yet again?

I am ashamed that I yearn more

Of a maltreatment so gore.

Master orders me on my knees,

Then has his way with me.

The sick pleasure delights us further and further

As we die inside each other.

Thursday, June 3, 2010


Most men believe that women, after sexual intercourse, feel the need to justify the connexion by a relationship...

Most women, after sexual intercourse, feel the need to justify the connexion by a relationship.

Some women don't.

Gentlemen! Some women, after intercourse, especially intercourse that has occurred a little too early, feel the need to forget the man snoring beside them and move on to the next lucky bastard.

Women need to get over themselves and stop calling each others "sluts", "bitches", and "whores" if we want to get over the stereotype of wanting intense relationships, no matter how bad they are, and have a little fun.

We live in a time of supposed sexual equality, yet men still dominate the court of one night stands, and Ladies, it's all our fault.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

11 things I hate about you

1. You always contradict me, even when I'm right and you know it

2. You compliment me just after pissing me off because you know it makes me forget why I'm supposed to be mad at you

3. You need to wax but still look hot sporting the ape-man look

4. You never look at my expensive, hot, new lingerie, just enjoy ripping it off

5. You always joke and hint about S&M but never buy the whip and cuffs hanging in MagicX

6. You eat enough for 3 but never gain weight

7. You think vampires are stupid because you have only heard of those in Twilight

8. You hate it when we watch a movie with Hugh Jackman yet Megan Fox is your screensaver 

9. You enjoy getting me horny when I get my period

10.You can't watch Brokeback Mountain because the gay scenes make you uncomfortable yet you want to have a threesome

11.Despite the first 10 things I still love you

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Weekend in the country

Just got back from a weekend in the country...

Country boys are so different from city boys.

Polite, but very direct! But I don't mind them staring down at my peaches (or melons, hehe). Very sexy bodies as well... Tanned just right, muscular arms, all that without a day in the gym.

Sure you can't stand a long conversation with them... But sexy is what sexy is. And no amount of time is wasted.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Lips red as the rose

My lips are deep red

Bloody red

Yearning for the sweet taste 

Of the life you sow

The seed of living

I feel your heart pulsing

As I take you in

Come to me

Come for me

Embrace me, feel me

Deep in me

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Abercrombie model? Really?

We all have one friend who is a hopeless romantic and believes that no matter what's wrong with her, she'll end up with true love.

Well let's say you look like gorgeous Audrey Hepburn or Betty Grable, and what's wrong with you is that you don't shower more than once a week, I'm positive that you'll find someone who'd love you anyway.

I love Beth, but she's a tomboy who never wears make-up, hardly brushes her hair and wears the same old white Adidas shoes no matter what occasion. I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with that (well maybe a little), but Ms. Beth will only find men who look like Abercrombie models to be acceptable and up to her liking.

Ladies, if you feel the need to look like a teenage boy and wear smelly old gym-shoes... Aim lower!

I'm not saying this to  make anyone feel bad, I'm just trying to give you lovely girls a wake-up call.

Abercrombie look-a-likes  are generally in their twenties. Men in their twenties are not deep or soulful (generally), and are visual creatures. The prettier the package, the more they'll be interested, and ladies, I believe that in 2010 if you play your cards (make-up, accessories, clothes) right, you cannot not be pretty. I'm not saying that you have to look like any of those over-tanned fake-blondies who either are very snobby or giggle too much, I sure don't. Be yourself, but make an effort.

Of course they won't notice when you get something new... Yet they always notice that something's different.

They see the whole picture, not the Vivienne Westwood shoes.


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Cheap bastards...

There's nothing that pisses me off more than cheap bastards. The kind who ask you out by yelling at you across the street. The kind who say they think your "ya-yas" look "fiiiine".  The kind who wear knock-off Lacoste T- shirts and jeans belted on their knees. The kind who think the reason you wear less clothing in the summer is to get their attention and not make the national heatwave bearable.

Sure wearing low tops is not unlike an invitation for men to spare a peak at the lovely female anatomy budding underneath, but there's a time limit to what's socially acceptable. Isn't "socially acceptable" what separates us from dogs in heat? But I digress...

It's just a pain that every time you go downtown, at least one bastard is waiting to pounce on every evidence of female genitalia in front of every metro station, bus station, shop, boutique or even Starbucks. We shop to forget about men, remember?

I have never seen it work for them either! What do you need to get a hint?

Maybe I'm just too quick to judge the cheap bastards. Maybe they'll find the love of their lives years before us "uptight bitches". Maybe the crocodile on their shirt is really Lacoste, hence making them just bastards. Maybe one day, I'll be happy for a guy to yell about my "ya-yas" across the street. 

Then again... Maybe not.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

1 new message

I woke up this morning to find a text from Mr. J.

J. was a guy with whom I was on the verge of starting a relationship a few months ago, but decided not to because of our age difference (12 years older).

Isn't it ironic that Mr. Not-so-perfect and I were the same age and things went to hell anyway?

So what now? I wasn't sure if I was keen on seeing J. again, but then was this one of these things religious people would call signs?

And also... J. and I were perfect opposites. I loved to read, he loved to bike. I enjoyed going out, and he enjoyed a quiet beer at home. I LOVED sex but aren't men's libido supposed to go way down after 30?

Last time we had sex it was OK, but was OK enough to compensate for our lack of conversation?

More importantly... Did I still have time to waste with men in bad relationships? 

Monday, May 24, 2010

One boy too many...

Where're my men at??

After yesterday morning's disastrous wake-up call, I decided it was time for change. I didn't want little boys in my life anymore. I wanted tall, dark and very sexy men.

I realized this while I was indulging myself in a vanilla and fudge ice cream by the lake. Wonderful day by the way. Summer's back!

So there he was eyeballing me while I was undressing him mentally. Here was a truly gorgeous guy telling me how sexy I was without even opening his mouth. To think that Mr Not-so-perfect couldn't even manage that in our intimate settings. Didn't take all that much to get my self esteem back up after all.

Or down again...

When I got back home, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and saw a total mess. How was I supposed to find/fuck someone new with same clothes I flaunted in front of my exes/fucks?

But that may be another excuse for a spring summer shopping spree...

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Obscene Desire 1

Good morning,

Hope you're having a pleasant one, because I sure ain't honey.

I fucked up, fucked him up, fucked us up, and was fucked in every other sense of the term.

This is what happens when you fuck to early on in the relationship... And when you fuck like a slut.

It's been so long since I've been in a relationship, I wonder if I still know how not to slut-fuck.

So this morning, while Mr Not-so-perfect pretended to sleep as I hunted his apartment for my clothes, I wondered what possessed me to sleep with him in the first place. Maybe I was bored or horny or both. Nevertheless, this guy was maybe the mistake too many. I knew I was smarter, better looking, and that he actually liked me. Who the fuck was he to ignore me after yelling at me the night before about being faithful? Or maybe this is just another story of two people getting together after getting really pissed.

All I've learned is that spending a night with someone you couldn't care less about is just not a mood lifter. And why this wasn't clear last night is just another fucking mystery, innit?